Hello Fellow RVers,
Wow, have we had rain, and now I would swear that it is August here incentral Illinois in July so let's get ready for the best year for camping,campfires, hot dogs, and a cold watermelon to cool things down.
Over the next few weeks you will be seeing a change in our webpages. We are still going to keep it easy to move throughout our site,just going to be a little better in the product info we give you. I wouldlike to thank all of our customer new and past for coming to BiG DiscountRV for your needs. We are here to help you purchase the need productfor your RV and try to assist you in RV related problems. We may notbe the largest RV parts store now (you did pick up on that word now)but we have new customers every day finding how easy it is to do businesswith us. We have suppliers wanting to bring their products to marketand with our new system we are putting in we can respond to new products,recalls and updates much faster with our email database.
And now a little funnies
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and tells the loan officerthat she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow$5,000.
The loan officer says the bank will need some kind of securityfor the loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls-Royce,which is parked in front of the bank. She has the title and everythingchecks out, so the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for theloan.
As the woman leaves with the money, the bank's president and officersenjoy a good laugh at someone using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral againsta $5,000 loan. An employee moves the Rolls into the bank's undergroundgarage and parks it.
Two weeks later the woman returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest,which comes to $15.41.
As he hands the keys back to the woman, the loan officer says, "Miss,we are very happy to have had your business, and the transaction hasworked out very nicely. But we are a little puzzled. While you were away,we checked your records and found that you are a multimillionaire. Whywould you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The woman replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my carfor two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Grandmas Don't Know Everything
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he cameinto the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that thing called whentwo people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him thetruth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling'
Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play withthe other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be atleast Three thousand years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologistsfrom around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held ahuge Meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of themarkings.
The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "Thisis a Woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You canalso tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so theywere smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawingis a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which meansthat if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food fromthe sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which meansthey were evidently Hebrews.
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots,Hebrew is read from right to left. It says: 'Holy Mackerel Dig the Asson that Chick.
And with that…
have a safe July 4th,
Jerry Pressley
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